The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies. Chuck Palahniuk
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  1. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

  2. In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again. - Neil Gaiman

  3. Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love - Unknown

  4. Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such... - Paulo Coelho

  5. Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait. - Jess C. Scott

More Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk
  1. The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

  2. What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.

  3. You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.

  4. If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

  5. Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.

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